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theclearlydope: Hello Good Morning Internet: Best moments from Parks and Rec “Bowling for Votes” “This bowling alley has my favorite restaurant in Pawnee.” “Really? You’re not scared to eat here?” “When I eat it is the food that is scared.” “Type in T Rex for me. No no no. Um, T Boz. Wait wait. Tommy Tsunami. Nope. Tiki Tiki Tom Tom. Nope. Fly Guy.” “I wrote Tom.” “Classic. Timeless. I love it.” “Straight down the middle. No hook, no spin, no fuss. Anything more and this becomes figure skating.” “What Champion? You need to go outside now? Come on. Atta boy. Sorry, he’s…hates awkward situations.” “I wished for his happiness to go away. I might be a wizard.”

theclearlydope:

Hello Good Morning Internet: Best moments from Parks and Rec “Bowling for Votes”

“This bowling alley has my favorite restaurant in Pawnee.” “Really? You’re not scared to eat here?” “When I eat it is the food that is scared.”

“Type in T Rex for me. No no no. Um, T Boz. Wait wait. Tommy Tsunami. Nope. Tiki Tiki Tom Tom. Nope. Fly Guy.” “I wrote Tom.” “Classic. Timeless. I love it.”

“Straight down the middle. No hook, no spin, no fuss. Anything more and this becomes figure skating.”

“What Champion? You need to go outside now? Come on. Atta boy. Sorry, he’s…hates awkward situations.”

“I wished for his happiness to go away. I might be a wizard.”

(Source: knopely)

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